Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

so i'm sitting at the train station with my mom in the car, waiting for my train back to los angeles and listening to the radio when i realized something. the monster truck rally voice is good for advertising certain things, such as say, a monster truck rally. however, when used in conjunction with other products...well, let's just say it doesn't work so well. the liquor barn in clovis, which in itself is an interesting way to go, put together a little radio advertisement that went a little something like this, imagining, of course, that this is all in that loud, deep and tough demolition derby voice: 'buy your spirits at the liquor barn. we have vodka, bourbon, whisky, scotch.' now, i was okay with it up to this point, because, these are "hard" liquors, so i suppose they deserve a "hard" voiceover. but then i hear: 'we have cabernet, sauvignon blanc and merlot. come satisfy all your liquor needs at the liquor barn in clovis.' maybe we differ on this subject, but to me wine isn't the sort of "grab you by the balls and kick your teeth in" alcohol like perhaps a bottle of whiskey.

"buy some goddamn pinot...

...i fuckin' dare ya!"




it appears these next few weeks may be a little hectic to say the least. we'll see how much time i can manage to waste by posting on this blog.