Dispatch From a Trojan Student

alrighty folks, it's football home game weekend recap time. so sit back, grab your hats, and lets get this road on the show. for those not following the highly controversial and much-discussed student section seating debacle, here is a simple breakdown of what happened: 1. athletic department takes away best student section seats, sells them to alumni, gives endzone bleacher crapland seats to students and band, downsizes student section from 12,000 seats to 8,000 seats, cites highest student attendance figures from last year as 7,500 for ucla game. 2. around 9,000 students arrive for nebraska game, panic ensues, eric gets crushed in angry stampede of drunk, obnoxious guys and bitchy, shrieking girls, hops fence in last-ditch effort to escape death and lands best student seats in the house. 3. students turned away at the ticket entrance, then allowed to stand behind endzone, undoubtedly and rightfully pissed. something needs to be done. and if i don't get tickets to the notre dame home game as a senior, i will be comatose with rage. that is all for now.