World Record

this morning i opened my groggy, foggy eyes momentarily to glance at the alarm clock in an effort to judge my remaining sleep time. it read 8:46, one minute past when i normally leave the apartment for my 9:00 french class. in a stunning display of efficiency and athletic prowess, i had urinated, dressed, packed my bag and was out the door with my bike in the span of a measly two minutes, the numbers 8:48 blurring on the clock as i sped past.