Mucho Relaxation

okay, six hours. six hours to write my massive profile. and i still have that feature story to write by friday. but the profile is done! it's in the can! finito! it is, as the monty python dead parrot is, no more. massive sighs of relief. followed by massive stretching of back. followed by emptying of coffee-filled bladder. sorry, was that too graphic? well deal with it. it's what happened. aaaaahhhhhhhh.